BREAKING NEWS: WWE Wrestling to take over, broadcast GOP Debates!

 ENTERTAINMENT, POLITICS, SPORTS  Comments Off on BREAKING NEWS: WWE Wrestling to take over, broadcast GOP Debates!
Feb 162016
 
BREAKING NEWS: WWE Wrestling to take over, broadcast GOP Debates!

BREAKING NEWS: WWE Wrestling to take over, broadcast GOP Debates! By Sameer Khalil In a move widely applauded by the entertainment industry, WWE Wrestling announced it has acquired all rights to the GOP debates and will continue to produce many more as part of a new program. WWE will re-brand the debates as “GOP Commando” […]

BREAKING: Trump’s Toupee Resigns Over Remarks towards Muslims

 POLITICS  Comments Off on BREAKING: Trump’s Toupee Resigns Over Remarks towards Muslims
Dec 102015
 
BREAKING: Trump’s Toupee Resigns Over Remarks towards Muslims

BREAKING: Trump’s Toupee Resigns Over Remarks towards Muslims By Shahid Mansouri @Theokranews New York (NY)—A fox used regularly as a toupee for Republican nominee Donald Trump left his presidential campaign and is now learning Islam according to multiple sources.  Dirk, a red-haired fox who for the past 8 months had been sitting on Mr. Trump’s […]

BCS Finds Life Again with Pre-Season Terrorist Top 10

 POLITICS  Comments Off on BCS Finds Life Again with Pre-Season Terrorist Top 10
Aug 202015
 
BCS Finds Life Again with Pre-Season Terrorist Top 10

BCS Finds Life Again with Pre-Season Terrorist Top 10 By Sheraz Khan @TheOkranews   New York (NY)—The Bowl Championship Series (BCS) officially listed its Top 10 terrorists for the 2015-2016 season. To no surprise, ISIL took top honors and will be ranked for the upcoming year as the #1 team in the world. The Bowl […]

Aziz Ansari the New Spokesperson for Muslims in America? It’s Worth a Shot An Op-ed piece from the Okra

 ENTERTAINMENT, POLITICS, RELIGION  Comments Off on Aziz Ansari the New Spokesperson for Muslims in America? It’s Worth a Shot An Op-ed piece from the Okra
Feb 122015
 
Aziz Ansari the New Spokesperson for Muslims in America? It’s Worth a Shot An Op-ed piece from the Okra

Aziz Ansari the New Spokesperson for Muslims in America? It’s Worth a Shot An Op-ed piece from the Okra @TheOkraNews  Yes he’s an atheist. He probably couldn’t quote you any verse from the Quran or how to get to the local mosque in his neighborhood. He’s not going to be an honorary member of CAIR […]

English Band Quraan Quraan Spreads Music to Bring Peace to Europe-Denounce ‘No Go Zones’

 ENTERTAINMENT  Comments Off on English Band Quraan Quraan Spreads Music to Bring Peace to Europe-Denounce ‘No Go Zones’
Jan 222015
 
English Band Quraan Quraan Spreads Music to Bring Peace to Europe-Denounce ‘No Go Zones’

English Band Quraan Quraan Spreads Music to Bring Peace to Europe-Denounce ‘No Go Zones’ By Zahra Ahmed @theokranews London—In the wake of the most recent violence in France, which has led some to falsely accuse the religion of Islam as the catalyst to international terrorism, a group of young Muslims has decided to fight back […]

Police in Several States Make Amends with Minorities: Commemorating January as Reverse Profiling Month

 POLITICS  Comments Off on Police in Several States Make Amends with Minorities: Commemorating January as Reverse Profiling Month
Dec 182014
 
Police in Several States Make Amends with Minorities: Commemorating January as Reverse Profiling Month

Police in Several States Make Amends with Minorities: Commemorating January as Reverse Profiling Month By Hasan Mahfouz @theokranews Los Angeles (CA)—not to be lumped with the CIA and the latest torture scandal plaguing the organization in recent weeks, police officers in six states will be honoring January as “White Ain’t Right Month”. The campaign created […]

Muslims Flee in Groves to Canada after GOP Takes Control Over House and Senate

 POLITICS  Comments Off on Muslims Flee in Groves to Canada after GOP Takes Control Over House and Senate
Nov 062014
 
Muslims Flee in Groves to Canada after GOP Takes Control Over House and Senate

Muslims Flee in Groves to Canada after GOP Takes Control Over House and Senate By Ray Hamza @TheOkraNews #MuslimsLoveRepublicans DC—Just hours after Tuesday night’s announcement that Republicans would have majority control over the House of Representatives and Senate, American Muslims began to pack their bags, rent out their homes and drive to the only country […]

Ben Affleck Converts to Islam after Maher Debate According to Reports

 ENTERTAINMENT, RELIGION  Comments Off on Ben Affleck Converts to Islam after Maher Debate According to Reports
Oct 092014
 
Ben Affleck Converts to Islam after Maher Debate According to Reports

Ben Affleck Converts to Islam after Maher Debate According to Reports By Taaraz ‘TJ’ Zakhif @TheOkranews #Gonegirl Boston (MA)—Reports actor and director Ben Affleck has converted to Islam generated uncanny social media applause and rave throughout the Muslim community despite no confirmation from a credible source. Affleck, who last week went head to head on […]

Oct 022014
 
Zebras on Parade: How a Monday Night Officiating Crew Brought Islam Forever into America’s Greatest Game

Zebras on Parade: How a Monday Night Officiating Crew Brought Islam Forever into America’s Greatest Game By Yunus Ansari @TheOkraNews #HusainAbdullahNFL You have to practically be Gandhi-like in order to love an officiating crew. The sport is irrelevant. It could be Ping-Pong. If there is an umpire, official, a judge, odds are someone, if not […]