Movie Critic with IQ of 47 Calls Dhoom 3 ‘Best Movie’ in Years

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Dec 262013
 
Movie Critic with IQ of 47 Calls Dhoom 3 ‘Best Movie’ in Years

Movie Critic with IQ of 47 Calls Dhoom 3 ‘Best Movie’ in Years By Tariq Jalil Barrington, IL — A man with an IQ of 47 has gone on record to say Dhoom 3 is the best movie he’s seen in the last 5 years. Fazal Qureshi, a 54 year-old self-proclaimed movie critic and a […]

Muslim Television Network Launches Comedy Sitcom on Husband and His 4 Wives

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Dec 122013
 
Muslim Television Network Launches Comedy Sitcom on Husband and His 4 Wives

Muslim Television Network Launches Comedy Sitcom on Husband and His 4 Wives By Laila Faridi The Bridges Network, the only 24 hour Muslim television network in North America, announced the debut of its long awaited new comedy sitcom about a Muslim doctor, his 4 wives and two cats named Vin and Diesel. 4 is Enough! […]

Nov 222013
 
Sunday School Teacher Tries to Show Foolishness Playing the Lottery, Wins Big Time—Not Giving Up the Money

Sunday School Teacher Tries to Show Foolishness Playing the Lottery, Wins Big Time—Not Giving Up the Money By Nazia Ali Jupiter, FL— A Muslim Sunday School teacher, who attempted to demonstrate the stupidity of playing the Florida State Lottery, won $15 million last Saturday night, when all numbers on his ticket hit. Sameer Bashiri, a […]

Nov 082013
 
Houston Imam Gets Hooked, Cooked and Fried in Unbelievable Catfish Hoax

Houston Imam Gets Hooked, Cooked and Fried in Unbelievable Catfish Hoax By Farookh Balsarah  Houston, TX—Move over Manti Te’o. You’ve got company. A prominent young and upcoming Imam who was hailed as the Hamza Yusuf of his generation has taken an indefinite leave of absence from chaplain duties at his mosque after a popular television […]

Oct 242013
 
WORLD’S MOST INTERESTING MAN SHOCKS WORLD WITH REVELATION THAT HE IS MUSLIM

WORLD’S MOST INTERESTING MAN SHOCKS WORLD WITH REVELATION THAT HE IS MUSLIM by Sameer Khalil Manhattan, NY – In a shocking announcement that left viewers stunned, surprised, thrilled, and in disbelief, the world’s most interesting man announced that he is, in fact, a Muslim. Thousands of curious fans had waited for hours in anticipation of […]

Sep 052013
 
Groom Shows Off to Bride and Family Only to be Called Out on Wedding Night

Chicago, IL — In what must be considered the dumbest act of the year, a Muslim groom pledged to give his bride a dowry of $100,000 only to find out she planned to collect just moments after the wedding. Mohsin Aftab, a native of Naperville, IL was stunned to hear his wife, Laila Mujahid, also from […]