BREAKING NEWS: WWE Wrestling to take over, broadcast GOP Debates!

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Feb 162016
 
BREAKING NEWS: WWE Wrestling to take over, broadcast GOP Debates!

BREAKING NEWS: WWE Wrestling to take over, broadcast GOP Debates! By Sameer Khalil In a move widely applauded by the entertainment industry, WWE Wrestling announced it has acquired all rights to the GOP debates and will continue to produce many more as part of a new program. WWE will re-brand the debates as “GOP Commando” […]

BREAKING: Trump’s Toupee Resigns Over Remarks towards Muslims

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Dec 102015
 
BREAKING: Trump’s Toupee Resigns Over Remarks towards Muslims

BREAKING: Trump’s Toupee Resigns Over Remarks towards Muslims By Shahid Mansouri @Theokranews New York (NY)—A fox used regularly as a toupee for Republican nominee Donald Trump left his presidential campaign and is now learning Islam according to multiple sources.  Dirk, a red-haired fox who for the past 8 months had been sitting on Mr. Trump’s […]

BCS Finds Life Again with Pre-Season Terrorist Top 10

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Aug 202015
 
BCS Finds Life Again with Pre-Season Terrorist Top 10

BCS Finds Life Again with Pre-Season Terrorist Top 10 By Sheraz Khan @TheOkranews   New York (NY)—The Bowl Championship Series (BCS) officially listed its Top 10 terrorists for the 2015-2016 season. To no surprise, ISIL took top honors and will be ranked for the upcoming year as the #1 team in the world. The Bowl […]

Aziz Ansari the New Spokesperson for Muslims in America? It’s Worth a Shot An Op-ed piece from the Okra

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Feb 122015
 
Aziz Ansari the New Spokesperson for Muslims in America? It’s Worth a Shot An Op-ed piece from the Okra

Aziz Ansari the New Spokesperson for Muslims in America? It’s Worth a Shot An Op-ed piece from the Okra @TheOkraNews  Yes he’s an atheist. He probably couldn’t quote you any verse from the Quran or how to get to the local mosque in his neighborhood. He’s not going to be an honorary member of CAIR […]

Police in Several States Make Amends with Minorities: Commemorating January as Reverse Profiling Month

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Dec 182014
 
Police in Several States Make Amends with Minorities: Commemorating January as Reverse Profiling Month

Police in Several States Make Amends with Minorities: Commemorating January as Reverse Profiling Month By Hasan Mahfouz @theokranews Los Angeles (CA)—not to be lumped with the CIA and the latest torture scandal plaguing the organization in recent weeks, police officers in six states will be honoring January as “White Ain’t Right Month”. The campaign created […]

Muslims Flee in Groves to Canada after GOP Takes Control Over House and Senate

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Nov 062014
 
Muslims Flee in Groves to Canada after GOP Takes Control Over House and Senate

Muslims Flee in Groves to Canada after GOP Takes Control Over House and Senate By Ray Hamza @TheOkraNews #MuslimsLoveRepublicans DC—Just hours after Tuesday night’s announcement that Republicans would have majority control over the House of Representatives and Senate, American Muslims began to pack their bags, rent out their homes and drive to the only country […]

Scientists Give Less Than 10 years for Muslim Republicans to Become Extinct

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Sep 112014
 
Scientists Give Less Than 10 years for Muslim Republicans to Become Extinct

Scientists Give Less Than 10 years for Muslim Republicans to Become Extinct By Saif Hashim @Theokranews San Diego (CA)—Despite being a small but strong herd that grazed and voiced their unpopular opinions throughout many urban centers, a group of scientists confirmed today the American Muslim Republican has a high chance of becoming extinct in the […]

Breaking News: Tariq Ramadan agrees to attend ISNA Convention pending changes

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Aug 282014
 
Breaking News: Tariq Ramadan agrees to attend ISNA Convention pending changes

Breaking News: Tariq Ramadan agrees to attend ISNA Convention pending changes Last month, Dr. Tariq Ramadan, a prominent Islamic scholar and leader from Switzerland, surprised Muslims in North America with a public announcement. In an open letter, he noted that he would not attend either the ISNA or RIS Conventions this year due to concerns […]

Former IDF Officer Plays Holocaust Card to Win $1 Million in Texas Hold’Em Poker Tournament

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Aug 062014
 
Former IDF Officer Plays Holocaust Card to Win $1 Million in Texas Hold’Em Poker Tournament

Former IDF Officer Plays Holocaust Card to Win $1 Million in Texas Hold’Em Poker Tournament By Robin Hoyer Ajib @TheOkraNews Reno (NV)—A former Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) Major used his Holocaust card and beat out more than 1000 participants to win $1 million at the 2014 Bicycle Texas Hold ‘Em Poker Tournament at Harrah’s Hotel […]