Damn you Hamas—Damn You!

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Jul 302014
 
Damn you Hamas—Damn You!

Damn you Hamas—Damn You! An op-ed by the Tiny Minority of Pro-Israel Supporters @Theokranews As we head into the third week of a poor man’s intifada, one cannot avoid the violence and pools of blood that blemish the roads and hilltops throughout this beautiful region. We have witnessed children killed, families separated and the horror of […]

Jul 232014
 
Detroit Residents Stunned Israel Not the 51st State of America

Detroit Residents Stunned Israel Not the 51st State of America By Ed Majeed @TheOkraNews Detroit (MI)—A recent Gallup poll in Detroit this past week found over 89% of its residents believed Israel was the 51st state of the United States of America. 5,000 homeowners within the proper city district of Detroit were surveyed for public […]

Israel Lauded for Fair and Equality Policy towards Palestinians by Bombing Them All

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Jul 142014
 
Israel Lauded for Fair and Equality Policy towards Palestinians by Bombing Them All

Israel Lauded for Fair and Equality Policy towards Palestinians by Bombing Them All By Rania Shaheed @TheOkraNews Jerusalem (Israel)—Several right-wing American organizations and Middle East conservative pundits praised Israel’s use of airstrikes in the Palestinian territories after Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu accused Hamas with the killings of three Israeli teenagers who were apparently hitchhiking in […]

Jun 262014
 
United Nations Diplomat Pleads with ISIS to Join Tinder—Says Meeting Hot Single Girls Might Quell Violence

United Nations Diplomat Pleads with ISIS to Join Tinder—Says Meeting Hot Single Girls Might Quell Violence By Annissa Gorani @TheOkranews Baghdad (Iraq)—A diplomat for the United Nations urged radical insurgents, ISIS, or the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria, to halt its month long conflict in the Middle East by subscribing to the wildly popular […]

Jun 042014
 
Pakistan Receives ‘Captain Obvious’ Award After Declaring Honor Killings as UnIslamic

Pakistan Receives ‘Captain Obvious’ Award After Declaring Honor Killings as UnIslamic By Muhammad Jabri @TheOkraNews Geneva (SUI)—Pakistan was awarded the highest recognition for utilizing blatant common sense when it finally declared last week the barbaric and sadistic honor killings which have mired the country in dark controversy and created international outrage was unjustified. The 30th […]

Muslim Organizations Defend Pamela Geller—Claim She’s making them Tons of Money

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May 222014
 
Muslim Organizations Defend Pamela Geller—Claim She’s making them Tons of Money

Muslim Organizations Defend Pamela Geller—Claim She’s making them Tons of Money By Dina Darrak @Theokranews Washington DC—Over 100 Muslim organizations throughout the United States announced today they would defend blogger and activist Pamela Geller for conveying any inflammatory or hateful remarks towards Islam due to the staggering amount of money she has generated for Muslim […]

Apr 302014
 
Overload of Muslim “Happy” Videos Makes Pharrell Think Twice About Writing another Islamic Song

Overload of Muslim “Happy” Videos Makes Pharrell Think Twice About Writing another Islamic Song By Leyla Anis Kazmi @Theokranews Miami (FL)—While thousands of Muslims around the world have apparently been cutting a rug and grooving to self-produced videos of the neo soul and funk musical hit “Happy,” singer and producer phenomenon Pharrell Williams is now […]

SPECIAL: Chicago Man Found to Have Bizarre “Fair-Weather Fan” Gene

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Apr 232014
 
SPECIAL: Chicago Man Found to Have Bizarre “Fair-Weather Fan” Gene

SPECIAL: Chicago Man Found to Have Bizarre “Fair-Weather Fan” Gene By Haneed Ali—Guest Writer @TheOkraNews Chicago (IL)—Thanks to the sweat induced panic attacks of a man from the Near North suburb of Wilmette, a Chicago research physician has discovered a new but rare gene which can cause young South Asian males to transform into incessantly […]

Apr 172014
 
New Report Finds Boko Haram’s Hatred Towards West a Result of Being Picked Last in Kickball

New Report Finds Boko Haram’s Hatred Towards West a Result of Being Picked Last in Kickball By Youssou K’ Ndour @Theokranews Geneva (Switzerland)—A report issued by the United Nations’ Third World Research and Development Committee found the jihadist militant organization Boko Haram and its hatred hatred towards the West was a result of being picked […]

Baby Charged For Attempted Murder in Pakistan, Denies Going into Hiding—Says He Went Back to Get his ‘Gatt’

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Apr 112014
 
Baby Charged For Attempted Murder in Pakistan, Denies Going into Hiding—Says He Went Back to Get his ‘Gatt’

Baby Charged For Attempted Murder in Pakistan, Denies Going into Hiding—Says He Went Back to Get his ‘Gatt’ By Nourie Ghani @TheOkraNews Lahore (Pakistan)—A 9-month old boy who had been charged for attempted murder in Pakistan, denies allegations that he was in hiding, but merely went home to get his automatic weapon of choice. Muhammad […]