Jan 312014
 
Tablighi Jamaat Launch Bachelor Party Service for Muslim Guys Who Want to Have Good Times

Tablighi Jamaat Launch Bachelor Party Service for Muslim Guys Who Want to Have Good Times By Nabeel Haque Twitter — @theokranews Two members of the Islamic movement Tablighi Jamaat launched a Bachelor party service today for future Muslim and non-Muslim husbands who prefer a little excitement to the average garden variety of a fun night. […]

BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus Prays with Muslims at Friday Congregation

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Dec 192013
 
BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus Prays with Muslims at Friday Congregation

BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus Prays with Muslims at Friday Congregation Troy, MI — In what surly turned heads and opened mouths in astonishment, a 49 year-old Muslim man attended Friday prayers donning a classic Santa outfit. Kamran Bashir, a Senior Electrical Engineer for Motorola, walked into the Islamic Association of Greater Detroit in Rochester Hills […]

Nov 282013
 
Tween Takes a Gamble on Obscure Hadith-Winds up in Hospital Emergency Room

Tween Takes a Gamble on Obscure Hadith-Winds up in Hospital Emergency Room By Nazia Ali Minneapolis, MN—In an attempt to impress friends, a 13 year-old boy dunked a fly into his drink then drank it to demonstrate the validity of a reputable but rather uncanny Hadith, only to be rushed to an emergency room 30 […]

Nov 222013
 
Sunday School Teacher Tries to Show Foolishness Playing the Lottery, Wins Big Time—Not Giving Up the Money

Sunday School Teacher Tries to Show Foolishness Playing the Lottery, Wins Big Time—Not Giving Up the Money By Nazia Ali Jupiter, FL— A Muslim Sunday School teacher, who attempted to demonstrate the stupidity of playing the Florida State Lottery, won $15 million last Saturday night, when all numbers on his ticket hit. Sameer Bashiri, a […]

Jinns of Pakistan Enter Therapy after Latest Polls Show Decline in Paranormal Sightings

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Nov 142013
 
Jinns of Pakistan Enter Therapy after Latest Polls Show Decline in Paranormal Sightings

Jinns of Pakistan Enter Therapy after Latest Polls Show Decline in Paranormal Sightings By Qaiser Sosse   Karachi, Pakistan—A new study released today by the Berkeley Psychic Institute cited an increase number of Jinns are requiring therapy at treatment centers due to the decline of supernatural observations in Pakistan. The study, which also conducted a […]

Oct 242013
 
WORLD’S MOST INTERESTING MAN SHOCKS WORLD WITH REVELATION THAT HE IS MUSLIM

WORLD’S MOST INTERESTING MAN SHOCKS WORLD WITH REVELATION THAT HE IS MUSLIM by Sameer Khalil Manhattan, NY – In a shocking announcement that left viewers stunned, surprised, thrilled, and in disbelief, the world’s most interesting man announced that he is, in fact, a Muslim. Thousands of curious fans had waited for hours in anticipation of […]

BREAKING NEWS: HIJABI GIRLS ARRESTED FOR ORGANIZING ‘CALL ME MAYBE’ FLASH MOB AT EID

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Oct 162013
 
BREAKING NEWS: HIJABI GIRLS ARRESTED FOR ORGANIZING ‘CALL ME MAYBE’ FLASH MOB AT EID

BREAKING NEWS: HIJABI GIRLS ARRESTED FOR ORGANIZING ‘CALL ME MAYBE’ FLASH MOB AT EID By Farookh Balsarah Orlando, FL—Six girls ages 15 to 17 were arrested this morning after an organized flash mob orchestrated moments after the Eid Prayers turned chaotic when a handful of elderly men decided to shut it down. Sisters Raila and Naznene […]