BREAKING NEWS: WWE Wrestling to take over, broadcast GOP Debates!

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Feb 162016
 
BREAKING NEWS: WWE Wrestling to take over, broadcast GOP Debates!

BREAKING NEWS: WWE Wrestling to take over, broadcast GOP Debates! By Sameer Khalil In a move widely applauded by the entertainment industry, WWE Wrestling announced it has acquired all rights to the GOP debates and will continue to produce many more as part of a new program. WWE will re-brand the debates as “GOP Commando” […]

Oct 022014
 
Zebras on Parade: How a Monday Night Officiating Crew Brought Islam Forever into America’s Greatest Game

Zebras on Parade: How a Monday Night Officiating Crew Brought Islam Forever into America’s Greatest Game By Yunus Ansari @TheOkraNews #HusainAbdullahNFL You have to practically be Gandhi-like in order to love an officiating crew. The sport is irrelevant. It could be Ping-Pong. If there is an umpire, official, a judge, odds are someone, if not […]

Former IDF Officer Plays Holocaust Card to Win $1 Million in Texas Hold’Em Poker Tournament

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Aug 062014
 
Former IDF Officer Plays Holocaust Card to Win $1 Million in Texas Hold’Em Poker Tournament

Former IDF Officer Plays Holocaust Card to Win $1 Million in Texas Hold’Em Poker Tournament By Robin Hoyer Ajib @TheOkraNews Reno (NV)—A former Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) Major used his Holocaust card and beat out more than 1000 participants to win $1 million at the 2014 Bicycle Texas Hold ‘Em Poker Tournament at Harrah’s Hotel […]

Apr 022014
 
Imam Committee Who Issued Fatwa For Living on Mars Adds Buffalo to the List

Imam Committee Who Issued Fatwa For Living on Mars Adds Buffalo to the List By Saad Ramadan @TheOkraNews Dubai (UAE)—An Imam committee that declared a one-way trip to the planet Mars as Islamically prohibited, added the city of Buffalo, New York as a place which is not livable for Muslims. In an article reported by […]

Jan 162014
 
SPECIAL REPORT: ‘MICHAEL JORDAN’ OF CARROM INDICTED ON PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUG CHARGES IN INDIA

SPECIAL REPORT: ‘MICHAEL JORDAN’ OF CARROM INDICTED ON PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUG CHARGES IN INDIA By Hamid Naseem Twitter @Theokranews New Delhi, India — According to anonymous reports that have surfaced yesterday, All-Star New York Yankees third basemen, Alex Rodriguez is not the only big name athlete who recently has been penalized and plagued by performance enhancement […]

73% of American Muslim Males Contemplate Fantasy Football lineups during Prayer Services

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Sep 162013
 
73% of American Muslim Males Contemplate Fantasy Football lineups during Prayer Services

Dallas, TX— Noah, Jesus, and Mary, highly respected individuals in the Quran, have taken a backseat to Megatron, Matty Ice and AP as a recent survey reported 71% American Muslim males tend to deeply think of fantasy football lineups during prayer services. Minaret Sports and Science Research (MSSR) in San Jose, CA surveyed 1000 American […]